We be clubbin’ mothafuckaz!
I gotta get up in here
$15? Fuck I look like, Donald Trump?
You gonna be thinkin' existential when I throw on these credentials
Only long shlongs need apply cuz I don’t fuck with no pencils
Don’t look at me like that, just give me admission for one cuz you don’t know what the fuck I’m talkin’ about.

The music is funky up in here
Ain't none of that 4 to the floor shit
I only wanna go 4/4 on my bedroom floor baby
You wanna see my bedroom floor? You only get a glimpse cuz you goan’ go blind when I get up in that behind
You gonna taste my spunk when I give you my type of funk
You won’t be sittin' down for a week after I spread those cheeks

The music is funky and that boy is way too chunky
You just a little too much man for me boy
Here we are. This guy looks like he an ad for Abercrombie and Fitch
How 'bout this: I be Abercrombie and you can be my bitch
We be into fashion now
I must confess I am too well blessed to be seeing all these very well-dressed
I gotta find a male gonna hit up that tail and trace my tongue up your happy trail

Check it out, muthafucka yeah
Holy shit, no flamers allowed near me cuz none of them motherfuckaz can handle this cast-iron lion
Oh shit. Oh looky here. Look at the muscles! Look at the muscles on this man here
Can I touch it? Just a bicep, lemme touch a bicep
It’s hard as a rock! What else you got that’s hard as a rock, baby?

The music is funky and the air is funky too. But that’s alright cuz if you can get funky, I wanna grab hold of your monkey
Yeah I mean you. Don’t be blowin’ kisses unless you wanna be my missus
I ain't never seen so many funky white boys up in here
This one is tight. Tight clothes, tight ass. And look in front. Looks like the battle of the bulge! And you losin’ that battle cuz the bulge is definitely winning
Calvin Klein got nothin’ on you boy. You can pose in my magazine ad

Sorry! Look like you two a pair. Hey I got the flair to get up in more than one derriere
That’s alright, 2 to 1 still ain’t fair when I drop my underwear
Oh my god, what have we here? You look like a diverse young fella, open to many avenues of travel. Can I travel up your avenue?
Seriously, you sexier as anything I ever seen. Would you like to explore the possibilities? Of course you would. Let’s finish this song and break the fuck outta here.

Check this out, no one is allowed to abstain, so join me for the refrain!
Boys boys shake that ass, sling it all around like a snake in the grass...
I'm gonna make you howl, make you throw in the towel, I am on the prowl to get all up in that bowel
Let's roll outta here
We be clubbin' mothafuckaz!