Jizz in my coffee Pissing in my tea
P.I.S.S.I.N.G.
I got shit on my head by two dykes in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
I be walking down the street I get no respect due
Laughing and snickering and cat-calls too
Skeleton whores addicted to No-Doz
Cracking jokes at me and making fun of my clothes
I get looked at and stared at from across the cafe
I don't get how they can talk about me all damn day
I got kicked in the nose by Nosaki Ishikawa
Last week I got my ass trampled by a Chihuahua
People on the court bounce balls off my head
Instead of candy in my stocking I get dead frogs instead
People say I look like a llama when I dance
And my wandering eye puts people in a trance
I got only one thing that gets me through life
I got another girl in my bed every night
Got a dick like an elephant it lights up the place
All the hoes say use a pillow to cover your face
credits
from Honourable Mention (2002),
released September 1, 2002
Written by Todd Guilmette.
Except samples from "Magic Man" performed by Heart
and copyright 1976 Reprise Records
copyright 2001 by todd guilmette
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